Dans la vie, ta maman est sûrement l’être le plus gentil et attentionné que ce monde ait porté. Mais parfois, son côté obscur ressort, et elle peut te sortir des punchlines de la mort qui t’envoient directement en enfer. En voici quelques unes.
My mom just joined Twitter and saw all the racist messages where people tell me to “go home” and “go back to where I came from.” She wanted me to thank you all. She really wants me to move back to Texas.
So I’m sitting on the sofa with my son watching TV and he hears he got a text on his phone that he left in the kitchen so he goes to get his phone and it’s a text from me, “please bring the chips and a Diet Pepsi on your way back”.
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